Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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