kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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