Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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