Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
