lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
