This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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