i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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