i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize