Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
a search helicopter?!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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