She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It's just like the Real World with babies
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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