p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Bring me that man meat
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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