Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I've blown a few things in my day
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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