But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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