what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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