U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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