she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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