if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
porn star boner night. come get it.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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