i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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