***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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