Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
