chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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