I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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