im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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