so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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