i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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