ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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