Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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