Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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