i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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