your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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