Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
