We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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