We're like a lot better than the average bears
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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