SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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