My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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