I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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