operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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