Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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