i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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