She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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