gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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