can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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