hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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