oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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