I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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