i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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