he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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