I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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