What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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