do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Welp...herpes.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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