shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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