ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There's always time for handjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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