Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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