Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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