i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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