i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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