i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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